The Circus comes to Washington D.C in 2016

Bad news; All circus shows have been cancelled for the rest of the year. It seems all of the sideshow acts have decided to head to Washington D.C. to campaign for President of United States. I don't know at what point the entertainment capital of the U.S. moved all the way from Hollywood, California to Washington. You have to admit there has been a boom in satire sites the last few years. In fact, I was reading this one satire article recently. . .oh wait, that was not a satire column, it was the Wall Street Journal. 

I am sure you have heard who all had made the cast of clowns by now. They seriously remind me of those clowns jumping out of that clown car that I used to see when I was in preschool. First you have Hillary Clinton who according to some meme I saw on Facebook is campaigning to be the first female black president. Huh???

Then there is Bernie Sanders on the far left and the biggest clowns on the far right: Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, etc. Don't worry, no extremist has a chance whether they are extreme right or extreme left. Every president for the last few decades has either been a Center-Right Democrat or a Rino (Repubes in name only).

Ted Cruz-or as some guy over at the Daily Kos quoted his Vietnamese friend: "Ngo Pho King Way".

Bernie Sanders? If they change the name of the POTUS to Colonel-in-Chief, they could literally refer to him as Colonel Sanders.

Personally with all of his executive orders, I am still waiting for Barack Obama to announce he's running for a third term. The way the SCOTUS is going, they may make it happen. I may actually vote for him just to watch the Religious Right go crazy in this country. With all of their Christian values, you would think they would have noticed there are enough verses in the Bible that command them not to fear to fill up a daily devotional. They should really practice their faith, especially if they believe they are in a different Kingdom governed by the Almighty.

 I always think it's funny that when a Democrat wins, the right wing of Christianity in America point out that no matter who is President,  Christ is still Lord.  Why do they only acknowledge this when their guy loses?

Oh, and then there is Donald Trump. I am sure you have seen the memes saying that if Trump wins, there will be "hell toupee". Not to worry if we have a President Trump because "we shall overcomb".

I am still waiting for Playboy daddy, Hugh Hefner, to throw his hat in the ring. Could you imagine all of those First Ladies? They would move the White House to the Playboy Mansion.